TELEVISION: SCRIPTS

Scripts

While the bulk of my writing time is currently devoted to Discovery Kids’ MYSTERY HUNTERS, over the years I’ve contributed scripts to a handful of other live and animated television serieses’s(s). Scripts were once described to me as a house of cards - you build the house, hand it in, then, for reasons that range from budget restrictions, to time constraints, to simple differences of opinion, people at every level of the production start removing cards. Sometimes, depending on which cards are taken out, the house will remain standing, despite being moderately to grossly disfigured. Other times, the house collapses into a scattered mess on the floor that continues to bear your name (this is uniquely painful).

One of the notable exceptions to this I have experienced is a wonderful show called POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS, produced by SDA Productions and Jonathan Finkelstein. I wrote a multitude of segments for the show during its final two seasons and the producers, directors, actors and editors always tackled the material with intelligence and enthusiasm. The series received multiple Gemini nominations (the Canadian equivalent of the Emmys), and is currently airing in syndication around the world. In its first season, the show was co-hosted by Elisha Cuthbert (star of “The Girl Next Door”) and Jay Baruchel (from “Million Dollar Baby”). Tyler Kyte replaced Jay from Season Two on, and Vanessa Lengies (now starring in NBC’s “American Dreams”) was added to the line-up in the last season. Here’s a segment I wrote for Elisha and Tyler from the “In Deep Water” episode.

POPULAR MECHANICS FOR KIDS: In Deep Water Intro - click here to view clip.

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One of my first writing gigs was on a short-lived animated series called ANIMAL CRACKERS, based on Roger Bollen’s popular 1980s comic strip of the same name. The series starred Lyle (a lion), Eugene (an elephant), Dodo (the last surviving Dodo bird), and various other animals, all of whom inhabited a preserve and spent most of their time trying not to get stomped, eaten, gored, mauled, hoofed, stung or mounted. (on a wall…) Here’s a thirty-second clip from one of two 12-minute episodes I wrote (circa 1998)

ANIMAL CRACKERS: Fountain of Youth - Click here to view clip.

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PRANK PATROL is popular new show on YTV (a.k.a. the Canadian Nickelodeon) for which I wrote four episodes in the first season. Created by the multi-talented David Hansen, and hosted by the effusive Andy Simoneau, the show gives real kids an opportunity to play enormous pranks on their friends, family, teachers, or whoever. Here is a script I wrote about halfway through the season in which a young girl who lives out in the country invites her three best friends over for a slumber party that’s crashed by an extremely convincing U.F.O. and some seriously creepy aliens! CLICK HERE FOR SCRIPT.

CROSSING THE MAIN – THE BAKERY (2003): In the 1980s, a law was passed that forced businesses in Quebec to use French exclusively on all exterior signs. To this day the law stands (despite the fact that it’s unconstitutional). Interior signage is allowed to have English text, but it must be printed beneath the French text and in a smaller font. This 90-second scene from the 2003 CBC special “Crossing The Main” features myself (an anglophone) and Sylvain Larocque (a francophone) making light of the issue. Click here for script.

MYSTERY HUNTERS – V-FILE: LEVITATION (2002): An early two-minute V-File from Season I of “Mystery Hunters,” and the only one ever written in which Doubting Dave never actually answers the viewer’s question (for reasons which will become apparent).Click here for script.

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